The Classifieds

I’ve taken great pleasure in sneaking these items into the classifieds section of the Bucks Free Press.

 

 

 

 

An ideal present for someone with no arms. Or legs.

The must-have item for this season!

I actually received 2 phone calls for this item

As good as new

Would be a bargain, if the bird was included.

The rarest of antiques

The best town in the world.