The Classifieds

I’ve taken great pleasure in sneaking these items into the classifieds section of the Bucks Free Press.

 

 

 

 

An ideal present for someone with no arms. Or legs.

I actually received 2 phone calls for this item

The must-have item for this season!

The best town in the world.

The rarest of antiques

Would be a bargain, if the bird was included.

As good as new