Classifieds – Part 2

More adverts from the Bucks Free Press. Surely they’ll cotton on soon?

 

 

 

 

 

Also helps you become invisible

Can also be used to grow single limbs

An ideal companion for your pink oboe

Careful on that roof, you might get a semi

Bring on the wall!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Classifieds

I’ve taken great pleasure in sneaking these items into the classifieds section of the Bucks Free Press.

 

 

 

 

An ideal present for someone with no arms. Or legs.

The must-have item for this season!

I actually received 2 phone calls for this item

Would be a bargain, if the bird was included.

The rarest of antiques

As good as new

The best town in the world.