Classifieds – Part 3

I have now received a ban from the newspaper for ‘consistenly breaching the terms and conditions’. Despite this, a few adverts continue to make it to print. Here are the latest, including a couple taken from the online edition, as I didn’t bother to buy the paper, thinking the adverts didn’t make it in.

I’m Billy Mitchell

In Pets Corner

That’s magic!

See what I did there?

 

 

 

Classifieds – Part 2

More adverts from the Bucks Free Press. Surely they’ll cotton on soon?

 

 

 

 

 

Also helps you become invisible

Can also be used to grow single limbs

An ideal companion for your pink oboe

Careful on that roof, you might get a semi

Bring on the wall!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Classifieds

I’ve taken great pleasure in sneaking these items into the classifieds section of the Bucks Free Press.

 

 

 

 

Would be a bargain, if the bird was included.

The must-have item for this season!

As good as new

An ideal present for someone with no arms. Or legs.

The rarest of antiques

The best town in the world.

I actually received 2 phone calls for this item