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Nicolas Lyndhurst

7 Jul

I once saw Nicolas Lyndhurst enjoying a pint in the beer garden at a local pub. Having had a fair few myself, I thought I’d be brave and shout out to him.
Imagine the horror on my girlfriends face when I ‘accidentally’ shouted ‘Rodney you wanker!”. He actually smiled back and gave a knowing nod.

 

My new hobby was born;  shouting out incorrect catch phrases to celebrities. Steve Davis, the snooker player, was greeted as he walked into a supermarket with a cry of “one-hundred-and-eeeeiiiiigggghhhtttyyy” as I pointed excitedly at him.

 

Rolf Harris visited a local school, so I took the opportunity to go up to him and say, “Can you tell what it’s meant to be at the moment?” in a dodgy Australian accent.

 

The final one, was when I saw Ainsley Harriot strolling around on Oxford Street and I shouted ‘Awooga’ at him. He looked confused.

 

I really want to me Arnold Schwarzeneggar so I can say, “I’ll be back soon”.

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