My one and only vice…

16 Sep

In technology class when I was 16, my teacher Mr. Grabowski caught me pretending to put my scrotum in a vice.


“Are you putting your genitals in that vice?”

“Yes, Sir”

“Are you stupid?”

“I suppose so”

“Well that’s one of the most stupid things I’ve ever seen. Putting your own genitals in a vice. Idiot.”


And with that, he just wandered off.

I wasn’t actually going to clamp them; I was messing about. I just like the fact that he told me it was a stupid thing to do and then fucked off. He didn’t bother asking me why I was clamping my testicles, which if I caught someone with their love pouch hovering above a vice, would be the first thing I asked.

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