Tom and Ricky drilled each other for an hour and a half. The filthy bastards. #theapprentice1 hour ago
Alan Sugar has blacked up, put on dreadlocks and is sneakily checking out each of the teams. #theapprentice1 hour ago
Everyone talks endlessly about the decline of white dog poo, but no one ever mentions broken biscuits going the same way. 3 hours ago
I played football in the park earlier; jumpers for goalposts, dog shit bins for corner flags, litter for supporters. How lovely. 4 hours ago
I can see a man from my office window, doing an occasional lunge. I know his game; he's trying to subtly unstick his ballbag from his thigh. 11 hours ago
